Hello everybody. Happy Wacky Cyber French Wednesday Friday Fiesta Shindig!
Where to start? Oh yes. November marks the anniversary of CryptoMercado. When we started a year ago, we had one vision: foster acceptance of cryptocurrency and provide a way for user of cryptocurrency to use that currency for legitimate purposes. Some day, we're going to get around to that banner ad that says "We're like Silk Road, but with nothing illegal!"
Along the way, we made new friends and had a good time learning how to do things better. And we discovered that we can provide a valuable service for people by offering things they might not find in their regular stores. We're actively looking to expand out selection of Texan and Southern foods and items.So keep an eye on the site and we will let you know when we have new items on offer.
Despite our crypto mission, we have had a decent number of credit card and Paypal transactions - and don't get us wrong, we love you guys too! Regardless of how you pay, you want stuff, we got stuff, and we want to sell it to you.
Let's talk rewards. Something for you before we get to the hard sell.
During the month of December, each day, we will draw one order from ALL of the existing orders. We will then contact the customer and give you back 1% of your order cost through whatever method you prefer. Sure, it's not much, but it's a little bit of silly fun. EXCEPT... One lucky person is going to win 1% of the total of ALL existing orders. So somebody's going to make out like a bandit. And consider this... orders up until you get drawn count. So the more orders we get between now and then, the more you get back. So feel free to share some links!
How bout some deals? OK, now the sell (and the new-ish items).
We have cleaned up the site a smidge and brought back the PICK 4/6/8/etc deals. Want to sample a bunch of different coffees? Go right ahead! This year, you can pick any combination of flavors - flavored or black!
So, you can find the combo deals at the following pages:
Again, you can pick any combination you like - we just reused some existing URLs. Don't think you're limited to "flavor" or "black", K?
BRING THE DIALOG!
We love our customers and we're learning a ton by running this site. (For example, the shipping costs? Sometimes they're too high... we issue refunds, credits, coupon codes. So don't be afraid to order and think we're rooking you on that - this is the hardest part for us to figure out!) If you have questions, comments, or concerns, we want to hear from you! Ordered with a credit card but want to try out Bitcoin and don't know where to start? We can help. Not sure if Hell on the Red salsa ( https://cryptomercado.com/products/hell-on-the-red-party-dip-salsa
) is going to be too hot for you? We're here to help!
We have Twitter. We haven't been using it much because it seems silly, but if you have a Twitter and want to follow us, maybe that would get us more interested in using it - right now it just seems like a bunch of robots all yammering at each other. @cryptomercado1 - that's us!
Alright. Enough of our nonsense. Big week coming up - I hope you have at least one awesome meal this week